So here is a joke for you to use….
One late night a man heard a knock at the door and answered it only to see a snail standing there. He was so upset he threw the snail as far as he could. About a year later, another late night knock at the door. When he opened the door the very same snail was there looking at him. Before he had a chance to react, the snail said,
“What was that all about?”
The son turns to me and says, “I cleaned it up for you Deacon.”
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